Hey there my name is Karen. I'm kinda psychic, it's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when its going to rain.
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kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

houston i have so many problems

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

skyecrystal:

narutomakis:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

GUYS MY MOM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND TOLD ME I WON A $1000 SCHOLARSHIP I AM SCREAMING

I don’t know where I could get money from but oh well.

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent