Hey there my name is Karen. I'm kinda psychic, it's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when its going to rain.
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dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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pemsylvania:

Welcome to hell! To the left you’ll see math and to the right you’ll also see math. Wow seems like there’s a lot of math down here.

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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illusionisticmirage:

Happy Easter

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

dicketysplit:

when the screen goes dark and u see ur reflection

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thoughtsofallie:

why is life so hard

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed