Hey there my name is Karen. I'm kinda psychic, it's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when its going to rain.
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humorprince:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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deeeeaaan:

em0rexia:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

this looks about one second away from a dramatic murder scene

rnudkipz:

imagine a bouncy house filled with puppies

gl17ch3d-lati0s:

SPONGEBOB

WHY 

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB

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WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

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I think about this every time I have to write an essay

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

trnscndnt:

fohk:

mangomamita:

vogelkop:

nickywires:

this video is all over facebook but honestly you must watch it it’s the best thing i’ve seen all week i can’t believe teenage boys

incredible 

is this a joke

OOHHHHHHHH

SHITS FUCKIN MENTALLLLLL BRUVVV

clitreaper:

Hello everyone. These are pictures of a girl from my school named Cara Golias. She recently went missing on Sunday of September 28th and we all are very worried about where she might be. She lives in the northern Virginia area near Washington, D.C. in a county named Fairfax. So if you are from that area please take a moment to read this. She is 16 years old, has hazel eyes, brown hair, and is about 115 pounds. Please share this so we can help her achieve a swift and safe return. Even if you aren’t from this area, sharing this may help notify someone who does, everything counts.