Hey there my name is Karen. I'm kinda psychic, it's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when its going to rain.
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telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

skyecrystal:

narutomakis:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

GUYS MY MOM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND TOLD ME I WON A $1000 SCHOLARSHIP I AM SCREAMING

I don’t know where I could get money from but oh well.

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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tightvaginas:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u